Pick up lines ;P

So, the thought of random pick up lines came to my mind because I was thinking about Tim from AP Biology. He's the new Teacher's Assistant (TA). Everyday, he walks in with a new pick-up line and writes it on the board. I have to say, I really like it. ;P I'd totally date him if he used one of those pick-up lines on me.................................

HAHAHA... No, I'm just kidding... seriously...

Only the first two are Tim's pick-up lines

You're like a dictionary, you bring meaning to my life.

You're like a pencil, if I didn't have you, my world would be pointless.

(Here's some geeky ones)
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

(Cheesy~~ )
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Did it hurt when you fell?
[Girl: Huh?]
When you fell from heaven?

You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


What's your favourite color?
[Person replies: *insert color here*]
Mine too!!

What would you say if I called you beautiful?

Hahaha.. cute huh?

Twilight... sucks...

Okay, so I just watched the "Twilight" movie today. I know it's long gone, but yeah I watched it... and I to describe this movie, I have one word - HORRIBLE!

#1 - Edward is so ugly... his hair... his eyebrows... his chin... omg.. =.=" WHO PICKED HIM?!!

#2 - Bella is so freaking annoying... she just keeps staring at Edward like some dumb-@ss

#3 - My favourite character Alice was BARELY in the movie!!!!!

#4 - The movie was a "cut & paste" of the book.

#5 - The scenery was no where close to the description of the book

#6 - The movie made no sense....

#7 - The supernatural movements were very "unnatural"

#8 - Jacob SHOULD NOT have long hair!!!! OH MY GOSH! He looked so hot with short hair. Instead, he had "Indian" hair-do.

#9 - When Edward "sparkled" in the sunlight, you could barely tell it was a sparkle. It looked more like he was wet... >.>"

#10 - This movie made me mad... its a total movie killer.

#11 - Rosalie was not pretty. AT ALL. She was suppose to be the prettiest vampire there! =O

#12 - WHY WAS JASPER SO TINY?! He's suppose to be buff!!!

#13 - The camera movement made me dizzy.

#14 - Aiya, this movie sucked... BIG TIME...



Advice to all people who have not watched the movie...

DON'T WATCH IT! It's just going to kill everything... like the 3rd book... >.>

So... Tired...

I am so tired today.
School felt like it took forever.
Yet it felt like there wasn't enough time for anything.

Right now, my mind is so fuzzy.
I can barely remember what I did in school today.
Except my Biology experiment.
That was really cool.
We had E. Coli (a type of bacteria)
hehe.
We kind of "changed" its DNA.
Actually, we were inserting DNA.
And tommorrow,
it is suppose to glow when we put it under UV light.
Can't wait!! =D

After school, I went to Phan's house then to Rey's.
I straightened her hair there.
It was hard to straighten her hair.
2 reasons -

1- The iron straightener was really tiny.
2- Phan's hair was thick

But in the end,
Phan's hair did come out straight.
She wasn't very happy with it.
I wasn't either.
I could've done a better job with a better iron.

During YUCA,
I was practically dozing off.
All I wanted was a DRINK.
I was like dying for a drink of water, soda, whatever.. as long as it was liquid.
Alan cooked for me!
So sweet! =)
I liked it. So did Cathleen. haha.
But stoopid Michelle didn't try it. >=O
At least Anthony tried it!! =P

I couldn't finish it.
Actually I wasn't in the mood to eat.
For some reason I was really tired.
So tired I didn't wanna eat even though I was hungry.
@_@

I got home.. and
damn...
a lot of homework.
Sighhhh...
But I managed to finish it.
=)

I'm happy.
and
Tired.
Very.
I want to go to sleep now.
But.
I think...
I'll stay up a little longer
to study for Biology.

I want that A!

I'm on sale?!?!

Okay, so as most of you know it,
I'm a total nerd and
therefore am in Academic Decathlon (AcaDeca).

So, AcaDeca is having a fundraiser
and we have the weirdest fundraiser, ever...

It's next Thursday (03/12/09)
& Friday(03/13/09)
During lunch
in Ms. Crabtree's room (646)

We're basically "auctioning" the decathletes.
Since I am one of the decathletes,
I obviously WILL be auctioned off.

So, the minimum bid starts at $3.
Whoever buys the decathlete,
will technically "OWN" them for
a day.

UNLESS,
they buy the person for
$20 or more.
Then you can have the person
for more than a day.
ROFL

Anyone who buys us
can pretty much make us their servant for the day.
We'll do anything for you.

except
do you homework,
(but we tutor)
and any illegal things.

Haha.
I think it'll be fun,
but I don't think anyone
will buy me.
LOL
cuz,
Idk...

Even if I was bought,
I wouldn't want to be bought at like

$3

That
is
just
embarrassing.

LOL

So... I have to come up with at least 5 things about myself that I can
"sell" or "advertise"

1- I can tutor Mandarin, Math, European History, Biology
2- I'll make you laugh (?, I hope)
3- Give rides home... =P
4- Cook! hahaha
5- Listen to you talk all day
6- Carry your books
7- Take notes for you
8- Play tetris with you. I suck, so you'll always win! LMAO
9- Tell you 100 & 1 things about Malaysia.
10- Hit some one that annoys you.
11- Be a friend! (*Bonus: it's not for one day, it's for LIFE*)
12- I run out of ideas... LOL

So well, yeah...
I will be sold...
off...
into...
Slavery...
for a...
day...

I want it... LOL

Okay, so I went to Americana yesterday. It was REALLLLYYY nice. haha
The outside is like really pretty park and sunlight shines into all the stores.
Makes everything bright and not depressing

Anyway, I went around window shopping and my mom and I ended up getting some clothes. My mom bought Forever 21 clothes. LOL Thats cool, but kinda weird all the same. We brought my baby sister along, so I had to take care of Ellie when my mom was in the fitting room. While I was waiting for her, people kept looking at me like I was weird. THAT WAS WHAT I FEAR!! =O

Anyway, I got this really nice top. Bareback. So I had to get a cardigan to go with it. haha. I'd probably wear it plain bareback for a special occassion. =D

AND I WAS trying to look for this reallllllyyyy nice top at Marciano's!! I couldn't find it!!! D=<
I want it!!

Clicky on Marciano's! <<<<<

That top is so sexy! hahahahahaha... yeah.

Ahh I turn so casual now. lololol I need to go back to last time when I dressed up more! XD