Pick up lines ;P

So, the thought of random pick up lines came to my mind because I was thinking about Tim from AP Biology. He's the new Teacher's Assistant (TA). Everyday, he walks in with a new pick-up line and writes it on the board. I have to say, I really like it. ;P I'd totally date him if he used one of those pick-up lines on me.................................

HAHAHA... No, I'm just kidding... seriously...

Only the first two are Tim's pick-up lines

You're like a dictionary, you bring meaning to my life.

You're like a pencil, if I didn't have you, my world would be pointless.

(Here's some geeky ones)
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

(Cheesy~~ )
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Did it hurt when you fell?
[Girl: Huh?]
When you fell from heaven?

You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


What's your favourite color?
[Person replies: *insert color here*]
Mine too!!

What would you say if I called you beautiful?

Hahaha.. cute huh?