Saturday, March 7, 2009

Twilight... sucks...

Okay, so I just watched the "Twilight" movie today. I know it's long gone, but yeah I watched it... and I to describe this movie, I have one word - HORRIBLE!

#1 - Edward is so ugly... his hair... his eyebrows... his chin... omg.. =.=" WHO PICKED HIM?!!

#2 - Bella is so freaking annoying... she just keeps staring at Edward like some dumb-@ss

#3 - My favourite character Alice was BARELY in the movie!!!!!

#4 - The movie was a "cut & paste" of the book.

#5 - The scenery was no where close to the description of the book

#6 - The movie made no sense....

#7 - The supernatural movements were very "unnatural"

#8 - Jacob SHOULD NOT have long hair!!!! OH MY GOSH! He looked so hot with short hair. Instead, he had "Indian" hair-do.

#9 - When Edward "sparkled" in the sunlight, you could barely tell it was a sparkle. It looked more like he was wet... >.>"

#10 - This movie made me mad... its a total movie killer.

#11 - Rosalie was not pretty. AT ALL. She was suppose to be the prettiest vampire there! =O

#12 - WHY WAS JASPER SO TINY?! He's suppose to be buff!!!

#13 - The camera movement made me dizzy.

#14 - Aiya, this movie sucked... BIG TIME...



Advice to all people who have not watched the movie...

DON'T WATCH IT! It's just going to kill everything... like the 3rd book... >.>

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