I'm on sale?!?!

Okay, so as most of you know it,
I'm a total nerd and
therefore am in Academic Decathlon (AcaDeca).

So, AcaDeca is having a fundraiser
and we have the weirdest fundraiser, ever...

It's next Thursday (03/12/09)
& Friday(03/13/09)
During lunch
in Ms. Crabtree's room (646)

We're basically "auctioning" the decathletes.
Since I am one of the decathletes,
I obviously WILL be auctioned off.

So, the minimum bid starts at $3.
Whoever buys the decathlete,
will technically "OWN" them for
a day.

UNLESS,
they buy the person for
$20 or more.
Then you can have the person
for more than a day.
ROFL

Anyone who buys us
can pretty much make us their servant for the day.
We'll do anything for you.

except
do you homework,
(but we tutor)
and any illegal things.

Haha.
I think it'll be fun,
but I don't think anyone
will buy me.
LOL
cuz,
Idk...

Even if I was bought,
I wouldn't want to be bought at like

$3

That
is
just
embarrassing.

LOL

So... I have to come up with at least 5 things about myself that I can
"sell" or "advertise"

1- I can tutor Mandarin, Math, European History, Biology
2- I'll make you laugh (?, I hope)
3- Give rides home... =P
4- Cook! hahaha
5- Listen to you talk all day
6- Carry your books
7- Take notes for you
8- Play tetris with you. I suck, so you'll always win! LMAO
9- Tell you 100 & 1 things about Malaysia.
10- Hit some one that annoys you.
11- Be a friend! (*Bonus: it's not for one day, it's for LIFE*)
12- I run out of ideas... LOL

So well, yeah...
I will be sold...
off...
into...
Slavery...
for a...
day...