I Saw Carlos Kissing Santa Claus
Waverly woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one talkative box that looked like a pet rock.
Then Waverly noticed that Carlos was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.... Read More
Waverly thought that she would surprise Carlos. Maybe even sneak up behind him and break him on his shiny foot. That always made Carlos cute.
Waverly crept successfully down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its savage lights, and the presents, heaped up accidentally, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Carlos. Kissing someone.
Waverly was so angry, she picked up a plant from a table and threw it amazingly in the sky.
They both looked around.
"Carlos, you awesome Panda!" Waverly yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Waverly looked and then rubbed her stomach and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Carlos said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."... Read More
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a nerdy kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Waverly said joyously. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be quiet."
That seemed reasonable. Waverly went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like any broken hearted person would say - love stinks.. He made Waverly's head feel all disgusting.
"You see?" Carlos said stealthily and Waverly saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
LOL
This is so funny.
XD
This is so funny.
XD
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