About the story

Hey everyone!

So, in my previous post, I posted a video of Joseph and Audrey. Well, I thought it wasn't very clear. So, I've decided to post our script! =D

That way, you people would understand the skit better! hee hee

(oh by the way, the video is in my previous post. Just scroll down)

The Skit: Old Lady goes "Shopping"

Characters:Old Lady - Audrey,Old Man - Joseph

Note: phrases in *...* and actions

J: Hello Ma'am, my name is Bobby bob bob bob bop bobedy Du Bob bob. How may I help you?
*BIG SMILE!*

*pinches nose*
A: MAN! Your breath stinks!
*Pulls out Orbit Gum*
A: You need Orbit for a fresh clean feeling!
*Looks at Joseph*
A: Seeeerrrriiiiioooouuuusssslllllyyyy
*Gives Joseph gum*

*scratches head*
J: umm... thank you?


A: You're welcome Bobby bob bob bob yada yada whoever you are.
A: I can beat that looooooooonnngggg name.
*takes out shopping list and unrolls it*

*jaw drops and looks shocked*
J: WHATTT??!!!

*reads list outloud to Joseph*
A: Pie, Pepsi, Eggs... Porker Roonie...

*Looks bored to death and starts falling asleep*

*Sees Joseph falling asleep and slaps him*
A: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!!"

*Wakes up in shock*
J: HUH?! What?!! Yeah yeah! I'm listening.
*Sits up straight, open eyes wide*
*BIG SMILE!*

A: GOOD!!
*continues reading from list*

J: awwww!!
*frustrated and slaps head*
*Suddenly gets an idea*
*Looks at the audience*
J: I've got an idea!
*turns to Audrey*
J:Ma'am, I'll give you 10bucks if you shut up!

A: OKAY!
*snatches money and counts it*

*Joseph looks relieved
J:Ahhh finally!

*Audrey starts talking again*

*stands up*
J: uhgghhh! okay okay! I'll give you all these money just STOP TALKING and GO AWAY!

A: Okie Dokie!
*takes money and walks away counting*
*looks at audience*
A: MUAHAHAHHAHAAHA (evil laughter) My plan worked! Excellent.